she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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