do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
