i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize
