but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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