i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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