East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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