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(313): View more from Michigan

Spring semester is just not the same w/o you

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate

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(806): View more from Texas

Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest

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(305): View more from Florida

The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.

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