Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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