Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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