You're completely useless in the revolution.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
