My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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