He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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