he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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