Plan B is the new Plan A
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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