just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I'm both gender and math confused
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