Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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