If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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