I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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