Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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