You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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