Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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