awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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