officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
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Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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