whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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