I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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