last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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