Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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