There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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