I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
its liver damage thursday
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