I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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