I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Randomize
