just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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