when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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