You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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