Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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