Sponge bath it is.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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