you guys were way drunker than both of me
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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