Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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