Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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