He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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