escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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