i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
you made out with another girl for some wings
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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