thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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