I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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