He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
In America we eat man semen.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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