Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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