you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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