He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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