if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
