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Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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