Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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