Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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