are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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