fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
