Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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