I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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